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Bring your 8-track tape collection, high-school yearbook, Grampa's old recliner, and that snow globe from Great Adventure – not to mention your mortgage statements and student loan invoices -- and add 'em to the pile! And tell Secretary Paulson why you deserve a bailout, too! Bring your most audacious junk, junk that has a story, and make your case. (Ordinary garbage discouraged.)
With our economy in crisis, the US Government is scrambling to rescue our banks by purchasing their "distressed assets", i.e., assets that no one else wants to buy from them. We figured that instead of protesting this plan, we'd give regular Americans the same opportunity to sell their bad assets to the government. We need your help and you need the Government's help!
Use the form below to submit bad assets you'd like the government to take off your hands. And remember, when estimating the value of your 1997 limited edition Hanson single CD "MMMbop", it's not what you can sell these items for that matters, it's what you think they are worth. The fact that you think they are worth more than anyone will buy them for is what makes them bad assets.
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This means I need to clean out my garage asap: I have a gold mine left over from my garage sale! Maybe I can buy a couple of those condos June was talking about! Thanks for looking out for us, Know It All!
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