HIllary and Slick Willie have officially Jumped the Shark. Their talking points are redundant, their hopes grow dimmer everyday and their aspirations are delusional.

The political power couple - along with the most overprotected twentysomething girl in the world, Chelsea - have lost touch with reality. Not only have they lost touch, they're now entering "anything's possible with these two" territory. Their escapade through the countryside is the equivalent of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline going on tour together, and Chelsea's their two poor kids everyone feels bad for.

At this point nothing they do can surprise the American public. Bill could walk into a family diner wearing a wife beater, a Carhart jacket, and a trucker hat and people wouldn’t bat an eyelash.

A couple of weeks ago Hillary insinuated that white people wouldn't vote for her opponent - hard working Americans, white Americans - without even considering that her drastic spiral downward started in Iowa. Right after her remarks Obama won Oregon. Both states are whiter than a country club, but not as white as the Appalachian Mountains. Her motivations for continuing a losing campaign cannot be described by rationale, only by deep seeded expectations and a failure to grasp reality.

The Clintonians have been banking on a return to the White House since forever ago. It's entirely possible the sole reason Hillary decided to stay married to her furious fornicator of a husband was for his political support in her long-planned run for the White House. It’s apparent now that Hillary needed some form of political support because her political instincts are not exceptional. She clearly overvalued Bill’s support – he was no use to Gore or Kerry - and she undervalued the repercussions of leaving the executive branch in the hands of a republican dynasty – her campaign message of “ready to lead on day one” didn’t address the change that so many Americans desired. Now we're seeing the after-effects of broken dreams and poor planning play out in the daily media.

Her most recent attempt to cover up her personal despair was an outburst to a South Dakota newspaper, “Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June.” What the hell is that supposed to mean? Well, in Hillaryland it means she’d be right there waiting if Obama were to get clipped. To her that scenario is preferable to the alternative.

America isn’t surprised she’s scraping the bottom of the “what if” barrel. Hell, we’ll be more collectively sad and disillusioned than surprised if there’s an assassination attempt on Obama’s life. We’ve learned from history that people in power will do anything to stay in power. To that effect, Hillary better not be surprised when people blame her if some unfortunate accident were to befall her opponent. She’s the one who stands to gain the most, and anything’s possible with these two.