Here is my idea of conservative poetry:

   THE OLD GRAY LADY

 


          Arthur Sulzberger Jr. [NYT publisher], then a student, had gotten arrested in an demonstration. 
          --The Trust: The Private and Powerful Family Behind The New York Times, Susan Tifft and Alex Jones

                      The Sixties antiwar protester, now
                      The New York Times newspaper publisher,
                      Asks how they dare besmirch his sacred cow.
                     "It’s All the News That’s Fit to Print. Yes sir."
                      This big commotion worries her investors,
                      Her stock has dropped in half, subscriptions for
                      Some libraries were canceled, and protesters
                      All shout, "Support the Troops" and "Win the War."
                      By printing classified war information
                      Her news helps terrorists evade detection.
                      New York will be the first strike in our nation.
                      She has a disdain for her own protection.
                      Treason? Insanity? Senility?
                      The Old Gray Lady, she ain’t what she used to be.


               Thomas Newton
               Conservative Poet