George W. Bush is being humiliated on every possible level. His fall from grace should be handled the same way as Britney's: Pack up the Ford-150 and head back to "the country" to spend some time with daddy.

Kofi Annan, the former UN Secretary General whose productivity in office was ambiguous at best, is grabbing global headlines as chief negotiator in Kenyan.

It appears Annan brokered a dramatic deal to fix a violent feud between ethnic political parties. Sound familiar George?

Weren't you just in Africa too, George? I think TMZ spotted you cutting a check, then cutting a rug in Tanzania, but there were no photo's of you in Sudan or Kenya, where urgent humanitarian crises are happening.

Your former political nemesis Al Gore won an Oscar and a Pulitzer since you pulled off the "great election robbery of 2000."

Public Enemy No. 1, Osama bin Laden, is livin' large with a bigger list of virgin groupies than 50 Cent.

The man whose job you should've stole, Commissioner of MLB Bud Selig, has escaped the steroid era looking clean.

Except when Hot Karl Rove was scheming election victories, you've been outmaneuvered by every opponent on your level, . Now that he's gone, you might as well check out early too.