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Little Johnny on Politics
A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
*"That would make me an Obama fan."*
Little Johnny Obama
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Posted By: Normalized Vector Posted on: Apr. 30, 2008 at 9:05 AM  15 Comments
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Apr. 30, 2008 at 12:19:41 PM
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Apr. 30, 2008 at 12:47:47 PM
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| I'm glad you guys liked it, I got it through spam mail, thought it was funny so I put it up.
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May. 1, 2008 at 12:21:28 AM
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| Very funny and very true...
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May. 1, 2008 at 07:22:46 AM
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| NICE!~!
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May. 1, 2008 at 07:34:35 AM
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| You've got 2 candidates running on a platform of fear and one on hope..... What are you really voting for? |
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May. 1, 2008 at 07:53:17 PM
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[This is a reply to comment by adam on May. 1, 2008 at 07:34:35 AM]
adam
May. 1, 2008 at 07:34:35 AM You've got 2 candidates running on a platform of fear and one on hope..... What are you really voting... View this Comment Wow! Adam finally wrote a comment instead of cutting and pasting a book... gj Adam, I'm proud of you. |
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May. 1, 2008 at 07:59:10 PM
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| Barockstar HOPES no one looks at his qualifications.
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May. 2, 2008 at 04:39:02 PM
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| Little Normy, if your father is a McCain fan and your Mother is a Clinton fan, what would that make you?
With a big toothless grin Little Normy replied “That would make me get a genetic test without delay!”
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May. 2, 2008 at 04:40:20 PM
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[This is a reply to comment by postman on May. 1, 2008 at 07:59:10 PM]
You better hope no one looks at your genetic code postman.
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