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I am placing this under Politics because that's what Earth Day is, a political movement. And not a very well run one at that.
Today is also the birthday of Nikolai Lenin, better known to you and I as Vladimir, former leader of the Soviet Revolution. Interesting...
Anyway, so today I celebrated Earth Day by showing Mother Earth that I still believed in her power to roll with the punches. I burned some of the fuel that she has so unselfishly offered up. I then burned some of the energy that she has again given without regard to the nay sayers.
She's a tough old bird, Mother Earth.
As I was driving home I smoked two cigarettes, a cigar and ran my A/C to the hilt. She took it like an old pro. She gave me a place to live and I appreciate it more than she will ever know.
As I write this I am flooding my lawn. I don't have flood irrigation, I just want to celebrate her fantastic ability to replenish that which I use.
Excuse me... Honey, do we really need to run the A/C in the house until my eyes freeze up? Oh yes my love, it is indeed Earth Day.
Sorry for the interruption, my wife was celebrating Earth Day too.
So later tonight I will again turn all the incandescent bulbs in the house releasing massive amounts of unnecessary heat from the bulbs as most of it's energy is wasted as heat. She will again take care of it as she always does.
Yes I celebrated Earth Day today, and Mother Earth Celebrated Average American Day.
But what would I know; I'm just an Average American.
P.S, Isn't is kind of contradictory of the Democratic Party to have a Primary on Earth Day knowing that all of the country will be turning on the TV's to watch the results? And did either candidate on the DNC side fly anywhere today. That would be kind of a shame wouldn't it?
Oh Goody, Earth Day!
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Posted By: Average American Posted on: Apr. 22, 2008 at 8:23 PM  22 Comments
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Apr. 22, 2008 at 08:40:33 PM
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| Let's see. You lie to exit poll workers to "f*** with them." You turn on all your appliances for Earth Day. You probably smoke in hospitals and never wash your hands in the bathroom before handling food in the kitchen. God knows how many burgers you used to spit into during your old summer job at Carl's Junior. My guess is that you leave the toilet seat up even when you don't take a piss (I'll ask your wife). So why not go for the whole enchilada and dump your septic tank in the Roosevelt Reservoir? Come on and go for the gold! |
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Apr. 22, 2008 at 09:45:09 PM
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| I think I am going to take AA's advice about Mother Earth. Anyone want to join me in about mid July to burn down all the national forests? |
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Apr. 22, 2008 at 09:50:58 PM
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[This is a reply to comment by www.MoronInCharge.com on Apr. 22, 2008 at 08:40:33 PM]
www.MoronInCharge.com
Apr. 22, 2008 at 08:40:33 PM Let's see. You lie to exit poll workers to "f*** with them." You turn on all your appliances for Earth Day. You probably smoke in hospitals and never wash your hands in the bathroom before handling food in the kitchen. God knows how... View this Comment You mean empty your old diesel fuel in cape cod like the senior balloon Ted Kennedy? He has called Nantucket Sound "a national treasure", but his love and respect doesn't not extend to his own habits as these photos of him dumping diesel fuel from the bilge of his yacht Mya into the same waters he tries to prevent others from using for renewable energy projects. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1986381/posts Just another hypocritical Democrat. |
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Apr. 22, 2008 at 09:58:53 PM
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[This is a reply to comment by postman on Apr. 22, 2008 at 08:33:49 PM]
postman
Apr. 22, 2008 at 08:33:49 PM Did you happen to notice the latest Algore global warming lie? This is rich. Algore actually used computer generated images of ice shelves melting in his stupid documentary and passed them off as actual ice shelves melting. The actual footage was from... View this Comment I heard about the Al Gore Artistic license with reality. Just wait until they realize that the Earth is starting a new cycle of wind or sea spray somehow is effected by the migration of butterflies instead of their migration being a reaction to wind changes, the orbit or seasonal changes or some other s***. I'm sure we will see footage of Mothra flying over Tokyo while Al Gore tells us that their huge size is because of fertilizer run off... |
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Apr. 22, 2008 at 10:08:08 PM
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[This is a reply to comment by www.MoronInCharge.com on Apr. 22, 2008 at 08:40:33 PM]
www.MoronInCharge.com
Apr. 22, 2008 at 08:40:33 PM Let's see. You lie to exit poll workers to "f*** with them." You turn on all your appliances for Earth Day. You probably smoke in hospitals and never wash your hands in the bathroom before handling food in the kitchen. God knows how... View this Comment That's just wrong to dump sewage. As for washing my hands, there's an old story about it. A Marine and a Navy Guy are taking a leak. the Navy guy gets done and heads to wash his hands. The Marine gets done and heads for the door. Navy Guy, " Hey Marine, in the Navy they taught us to wash our hands after using the bathroom." Marine, " I the Marines they taught us not to piss on our hands." I never worked fast food. My appliance were on for Earth Hour... Different event. (Again you play fast an lose with the facts. This is becoming a habit for you MIC) Toilet seat...If I can lift it, she can put it down. And finally, my vote is a very personal thing. I find it offensive that anyone would be bold enough to ask. Oh and I do not smoke in hospitals... anymore. |
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Apr. 22, 2008 at 10:09:16 PM
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[This is a reply to comment by postman on Apr. 22, 2008 at 09:50:58 PM]
postman
Apr. 22, 2008 at 09:50:58 PM You mean empty your old diesel fuel in cape cod like the senior balloon Ted Kennedy? He has called Nantucket Sound "a national treasure", but his love and respect doesn't not extend to his own habits as these photos of him dumping diesel... View this Comment You said dumping diesel, I though you meant gas from when he ditched Mary Jo in the Drink... I had to read the rest to find out he has "dumped" more than women in there. |
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May. 26, 2008 at 01:35:56 AM
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| So today I got an email from a friend telling my about June 12th, Carbon Belch Day. Seems my idea has grown... http://www.grassfire.net/r.asp?U=7624&RID=16553775 SO for fun I calculated my Carbon Footprint. Results hopefully, will show below.  Now this is just mine. This is also an average month. Just wait until the 12th of June. |
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May. 26, 2008 at 01:23:29 PM
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[This is a reply to comment by Average American on May. 26, 2008 at 01:35:56 AM]
Average American
May. 26, 2008 at 01:35:56 AM So today I got an email from a friend telling my about June 12th, Carbon Belch Day. Seems my idea has grown... SO for fun I calculated my Carbon Footprint. Results hopefully, will show below. Now this is just mine. This is also an average month. Just... View this Comment Keep doing the Lord's work AA. With your help, he won't even need to visit us with a second flood. |
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May. 26, 2008 at 02:21:17 PM
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[This is a reply to comment by Average American on May. 26, 2008 at 01:35:56 AM]
Average American
May. 26, 2008 at 01:35:56 AM So today I got an email from a friend telling my about June 12th, Carbon Belch Day. Seems my idea has grown... SO for fun I calculated my Carbon Footprint. Results hopefully, will show below. Now this is just mine. This is also an average month. Just... View this Comment that high one, that is Auto? So what do you drive, a Hummer dragging an anchor, 80 miles each way, each day? |
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Did you happen to notice the latest Algore global warming lie?
This is rich.
Algore actually used computer generated images of ice shelves melting in his stupid documentary and passed them off as actual ice shelves melting.
The actual footage was from the alarmist movie "The Day After Tommorrow" and was created by Karen Goulekas.
Never let the facts get in the way of a good con.
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