The Bush Administration crystal ball has been in disrepair for almost six years now. Here are some of the more memorable prognostications that failed to bear fruit. Were these the lies spoken by Death Eaters, or are they the muggle divinations of Hogwarts dropouts who failed their O.W.L. examinations?
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“We're going to find those evildoers, those barbaric people who attacked our country, and we're going to hold them accountable."
- George W. Bush, September 17, 2001
"I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, that they would try to use an airplane as a missile -- a hijacked airplane as a missile.”
- Condoleeza Rice, May 17, 2002
“Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction.”
- Dick Cheney, Aug. 26, 2002
“Right now, Iraq is expanding and improving facilities that were used for the production of biological weapons.”
- George W. Bush, Sept. 12, 2002
“No terrorist state poses a greater or more immediate threat to the security of our people and the stability of the world than the regime of Saddam Hussein in Iraq.”
- Donald Rumsfeld, Sept. 19, 2002
“If he declares he has none, then we will know that Saddam Hussein is once again misleading the world.”
- Ari Fleischer, Dec. 2, 2002
"It's a slam-dunk case.”
- George Tenet, December 21, 2002
"It's hard to conceive that it would take more forces to provide stability in post-Saddam Iraq than it would take to conduct the war itself and to secure the surrender of Saddam’s security forces and his army. Hard to imagine."
- Paul Wolfowitz, February 27, 2003
"The idea that it would take several hundred thousand U.S. forces [to secure Iraq] I think is far off the mark."
- Donald Rumsfeld, February 28, 2003
“We believe he [Hussein] has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons.”
- Dick Cheney, March 16, 2003
"My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.”
- Dick Cheney, March 16, 2003
“There is no doubt that the regime of Saddam Hussein possesses weapons of mass destruction. As this operation continues, those weapons will be identified, found, along with the people who have produced them and who guard them.”
- Gen. Tommy Franks, March 22, 2003
"There's a lot of money to pay for this that doesn't have to be U.S. taxpayer money, and it starts with the assets of the Iraqi people... We're dealing with a country that can really finance its own reconstruction, and relatively soon."
- Paul Wolfowitz, March 27, 2003
“We know where they [WMD] are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.”
- Donald Rumsfeld, March 30, 2003
"Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed."
- George W. Bush, May 2, 2003
“Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed.”
- George W. Bush, May 1, 2003
“If anyone in this administration was involved in it [outing Valerie Plame], they would no longer be in this administration.”
- Scott McClellan, September 29, 2003
“Now, by the way, any time you hear the United States government talking about wiretap, it requires -- a wiretap requires a court order. Nothing has changed, by the way.”
- George W. Bush, April 20, 2004
“We are blessed to live in hopeful times when the promise of liberty is spreading across the world."
- George W. Bush, January 18, 2005
"The level of activity that we see today from a military standpoint, I think, will clearly decline. I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency."
- Dick Cheney, June 20, 2005
"I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees.”
- George W. Bush, September 1, 2005
“Well, I think if you look at what actually happened, I remember on Tuesday morning picking up newspapers and I saw headlines, 'New Orleans Dodged the Bullet.' “
- Michael Chertoff, September 4, 2005
“We do not torture.”
- George W. Bush, November 7, 2005
The Amazing Karnacs
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Jun. 7, 2006 at 07:13:43 AM
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| One opening ststement then cut and paste. If you are not going got offer commentary I don't rate it high.
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Jun. 7, 2006 at 07:31:51 AM
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| It is time-consuming to collect your opponents' words in order to argue a premise, although for these guys the job was easier than usual. The difficulty was in picking the most apropos lies, not in finding them. I chose to let the Bush crime family make the case for me: they say it better than I ever could. I give myself a 10 to compensate for your insensitive 0. Hrrrrrmmmphh!
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Jun. 7, 2006 at 08:05:50 AM
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| Sometimes you have to go back and look at what was actually said by our leaders to kind of...um, you know "catapult the propoganda."
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Jun. 7, 2006 at 08:47:45 AM
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| In reference to the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights, during a cabinet meeting "Its just a God Damn piece of paper."
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Jun. 7, 2006 at 08:57:18 AM
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| There is no prognostication in that one Phaedrus . . . they're making that a reality!
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Jun. 7, 2006 at 11:51:03 AM
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| Some of these fall in the “Oh, George.” category, the amazing George category rather than the Amazing Karnacs category. I’ll leave it up to the reader to sort it out. 1.) “The fundamental question is, ‘Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?’ I will be, but until I’m the president, it’s going to be hard for me to verify that I think I’ll be more effective.” Wayne, MI; June 28, 2000 2.) “You see, the Senate wants to take away some of the powers of the administrative branch.” Washington, D.C.; September 19, 2002 3.) “There’s no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country.” Stockton, CA; August 23, 2002 4.) “I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region.” Washington, D.C.; March 13, 2002 5.) “There’s no cave deep enough for America, or dark enough to hide.” Oklahoma City, OK; August 29, 2002 6.) “They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it’s some kind of federal program.” St. Charles, MO; November 2, 2000 7.) “One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end.” Washington, D.C.; January 8, 2003 8.) “See, we love-we love freedom. That’s what they didn’t understand. They hate things; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don’t seek revenge, we seek justice out of love.” Oklahoma City, OK; August 29, 2002 9.) “I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.” Washington, D.C.; January 29, 2001 10.) Here’s one for Double A: “It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.” Los Angeles, CA; February 23, 2000 TEN is as high as I can go. |
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Jun. 7, 2006 at 07:07:00 PM
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| AZ Mod, May I add #1 to my list to post on my website? The rest are mighty fine Bushisms, but are more annoyance than clairvoyance. |
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