The Best Political Team on TV

So there is a liberal media bias but it has heavily favored George W Bama from the start. Watch CNN with Wolf Blitzer and his 'best political team on television' for evidence. The primaries aren't even over yet and they don't want to wait a few more days before declaring Bama the winner.

Let us have some fun with these embedded TV surrogates and so-called 'journalists' of the Bush-light propaganda king, George W Bama:


^{Left to right: Jeff Toobin, Donna Brazile, Jamal Simmons, and Roland "The Shroomhead" Martin}

When this 'election' is documented in movies or documentaries, these Democratic pundits who like to count some of the votes and use committees to push candidates out of primary races need to be portrayed. Well here are some suggestions...


^{Left to right: Sponge Bob as Toobin, Aunt Jemima as Brazile, Donkey Kong as Simmons, and Goomba as Martin (To be fair they could all be portrayed by Goombah, especially Simmons with those prominent eyebrows)}

But maybe that's not enough. There are 2 key characters missing...

^{George W Bama, played by Gilbert Gottfried}

Good match.

And his racist douche bag America-hating wife...

^{Michelle Obama, played by The Angry Black Woman}