Things that "IRK" me

Some people are irked by the tendency of a certain type of person to leave the toilet seat up after doing their thingy.  
  
I say TS (Tough Situation).  American Managers, in their hoary wisdom,  know that there is an unspoken body of corporate law, one of which is "If you identify a problem, you own it!".   
   
Stay alert, put seat down before asscending to the porcelain throne to avoid becoming a ‘wedgy'.  It irks me that some folks feel that they can identify and assign problems to others, even when those problems are theirs exclusively.    
  
So beit.  Know that I have spoken. 

More irksome wisdom later - check back occasionally.

“Fart cannon” Prometheus?  Har har!  How do you trigger that?  The older bro of a friend of mine ate onion and drank water to load it.  For him it was on full automatic after that.  

The responsibility if you save a person’s life is for what he does that he wouldn’t have done had he died instead.  You are not responsible for the man, but rather for what he does from the point of your good Samaritan act - not that you can do anything about it, but you interfered with fate and enabled it.  I’m afraid you will have to work that responsibility off as Karma in subsequent incarnations,  but saving someone’s life may not be a good choice for the purpose.  

The too clever by half ring-a-ding-a-dings that people fancy their cell phones up with irk me.  I don’t want to listen to their particular telephone symphony, and if it is in their purse or their … well, you get the picture – it goes on and on while they fumble with it.  

One fellow had his set to quack like a duck.  That one cracked me up.  

By the way, have you ever wondered why dogs don’t need toilet paper?  It irks me that they don’t and some of us do.  

Just food for thought …