you see, i dont understand the existence of the church of satan. i have been a satanist, for a couple years. i understood the philosophy and still retain some "satanic" qualities; i.e. never disrespect an indivudla in thier own environment. it has some sound bases to it, but the only real problem with it is...

the ideals of the satanic church are that satan is not an object, but an icon of freedom. they dont pray to satan, they dont worship satan, and they certainly dont go around preaching satan. there is no absolute need for a connection to satan at all in the basic philosophy of the satanic church's doctrine.

now you might be thinking "well why did you just tell us that ac? are you thinking on a subhuman level again?" no, im not, basically what ive just told you is that with anton szandor lavey satanism, and like all organized religions, there are holes. there are faults that can undermine and ruin the religion as a whole. this part of the article is called exploitation. now these people are people. that is essentialy what they preach, and what i stand for. being human and living life because "there is nothing after life" no heaven or hell, nothing. ok now that we have the basic satanic thought written out in idiot form, we have to delve deeper and pick this fragile existance apart piece by piece. why am i doing this? because i feel it needs to be done and im tired/bored as fock.

so then. we have the thought process, being, "live life to its fullest because theres nothing after life" plain and simply shot to pieces, no one knows whats after life unless youre already there. the thought process... broken... it now becomes a matter of opinion and the church loses potential customers. if you dont know about this part... there is a card you purchase from the church for the amiable price of 100 usd, this card gets you into special church of satan meetings and rituals, etc. this information cn be found on the church of satan website. this brings me to my second project. the card. 100 dollars for a piece of paper/plastic that says you are officially a member. you cannot purchase this card below the age of 18. now then, what does this remind you of? maybe... that point at which the collection plate gets passed around in a christianly setting? yes, thats it. becoming the very thing you stand against. mmm... irony. the current high priest of the church of satan will tell you that in hebrew satan means adversary, and that the church its self is the adversary of religion. god damn did i not just provoke another rancid thought of hypocrisy? i am nodding slowly, as we all know satanists are never hypocritical.

this next part infers to the satanic handle of anger towards fellow man. catholocism has this thing called confession. lavey satanism has this thing called a ritual chamber. now i think some of you are going to laugh at this, i know i sure did. basically what you do is you enter the ritual chamber, you invision the individual that has thwarted your insignicant daily routine, and you take up a voodoo doll, or recite a small angry emo fag poem, and you exit the chamber leaving all you felt and said in that room. now, you might be thinking "well isnt there satanic magic?" yes, there is, if you know nothing about lavey himself he ran away to join the circus at a young age. no joke, and im sure while he was there he learned some wicked sick magic from fred the beared lady. why am i slamming satanism so hard? mainly because satanist WILL state that they do not believe the magic will work, and dont expect it to, so now all i have to fear is... a broken hearted docile freak dressed all in black with no real intentions of doing any harm to me. they are in essence hindu cows. hehe.

im bringing this to an abrupt close because i forgot a large portion of my thought process due to lack of sleep. anyway, the heads of the church state that they are merely being human, and that if you look in the satanic bible you should be able to find qualities that classify you as a satanist, just so long as you start out as an athiest when you begin to read the satanic bible. well holy f***in s***! sounds like a magnificiently fabricated book of secrets to me! with every common fortune tellers blatantly vague description of how you should live your life. granted there are primitive codes like the one i stated before "dont disrespect so and so blah blah blah" but who doesnt live by that? outside of drunks who dont know better... and the united states law enforcement, but who the hell cares? simple fact of the matter is that the church... need not exist. its doing more harm to its self by existing than it is by simply being a thought passed around from person to person, i mean that is in essence what it stand for yes? the simple thought that you dont need a religion to have a religion. so come on satan kiddies, break it up and move along. the antichrist doesnt like your showcase of magnificient stage drama, and ive got a hankering not too many other people who really care about religion do either.

and thats pretty much where i stand, much like my political stand point because religion and politics are equal in all ways shapes and forms. i dare not even classify myself as an athiest, it would be against my proper standing of not having a stand point to begin with. im just on the hill shouting at everyone for being retarded.

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above that line the word count for this article is exactly 999 words. a sign? you decide.